With Day Napper, you can have the benefit of that after lunch nap that your body craves, without the unpleasant side effects of employer dissatisfaction, boss belittlement, and unemployment. Available for PC and Mac, Day Napper has the following innovative features: Keyclick sounds to emulate an active data entry professional at work Random mouse click and double-click sounds to complete the aural landscape. Screen updates to further the illusion of an active employee. When you install Day Napper, it runs in the background while you do your normal work.  When you activate the patented Screen Napper, it replays screen displays from your own applications. No more generic spreadsheet displays such as those offered by inferior imitators! Velcro wristbands to securely affix your wrists in typing position while you doze peacefully. For modem-equipped systems, a telephone answering service featuring the voice of James Earl Jones saying that you are too busy to answer the call. An adjustable timer to wake you up after your preferred nap time.		DOODAD I'm Awake Glasses For this initial offering, DOODAD will include a free set of I'm Awake Glasses, with realistic looking awake eyes displayed on opaque lenses, to permit you to doze without disturbance while appearing to be wide awake (especially useful for those of you whose desks face the cubicle entrance).
NOTE: DOODAD does not recommend the use of DOODAD Day Napper by air traffic controllers or nuclear power plant operators in the states where DOODAD's founders reside.